greelin:

greelin:

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

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rainbow-demon503:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

When you live alone you should NOT buy 1.8kg of mince. Don’t do it.

“Oh I can portion it into 500g bundles and freeze them individually” you know you’re not going to do that

Yeah you shouldn’t do that also

I’m keeping the fucking titanoboa in my cellar and I feed her by just dedicating one week day to shovel rodents into her gaping maw until she is satisfied. I’m the reason the feeder breeders in my areas all get to have nice vacations

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

My air conditioner is out and there’s a high of 100 today.

If you pray. Please spare me and others with no AC a moment of your time today if you are willing. Thank you.

The landlord sent the repair guy. Thanks for your prayers, thanks to the divine, and thanks to the repair guy.

If you’re in the US and you don’t have access to AC for whatever reason here’s a page on how to find info about where your local cooling centers are:

Cooling Centers by State

The National Center for Healthy Housing

NCHH

Stay safe and remember to stay hydrated everybody! My personal heat tip for you is that hanging a blanket over your windows if you don’t have blackout curtains can really help more than you think.

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dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:

redstonedust:

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say ‘but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine’ like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

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hesbythecampfire:

fxlthyangxl:

website

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

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inneskeeper:

typhlonectes:

fiomeras:

The most pathetic little arms on this fellar

I support him.

well that’s a relief since obviously those absolutely dogshit biceps won’t

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andossp:

yeah i am really not sure bout this one

splorpo:

zoethebitch:

there’s some absolutely insane takes on the WGA strike over on twitter this morning

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sleaterkinnie:

nawww the news is doing a story on restaurants and fast food places who have only exclusively digital methods of payment or exclusively apple pay and you have to use your phone to pay the bill or even talking about places that are card only and they’re like this is the future its hands free and easy I can’t wait for more places to pick up on this no cash thing !! WHAT IF YOU DON’T HAVE A PHONE ?? bitch what the fuck is a homeless person supposed to do if they only have some cash on them and go to the McDonalds for fries and they’re like sorry. you have to have an apple iphone to pay for this meal. No cash allowed. Only card or apple iphone. Only tap to pay sorry get out. I’ll start killing I’m serious

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